30 April 2013

2013 JAMB RESULTS...OVER 1MILLION CANDIDATES ESTIMATED TO HAVE CHEATED LAST SATURDAY!...75% OF THEM MIGHT HAVE BEEN CAUGHT UNAWARES BY JAMB'S SECRET "WEAPON"!

JAMB 2013 RESULT:OVER 1MILLION CANDIDATES CHEATED LAST SATURDAY!QUOTES BY SOME CHEATERS WHO TOOK THE EXAM


1.   " The exam was fine o! Expo was just flying in the air to the extent that if one opened his mouth, the expo would enter. My subject combo was Math, english, literature and economics but i had to shade the expo answer i got for english, biology, physics and chemistry -Tolexande.

2.    Warri exam too sweet,,c as everybody dy dance azonto nd kukere dy go hux,,vigilator nor fit do anyhw na,,he want make nak akpako 4 im head- Evestar200

3.    Here in Ekiti state University,its cool,calm and peaceful until an Hausa man shouted Allahu Akbar,wey make everybody tear race finkin its Boko are Rams,It takes d intervention of My Oga @ d toppmost top(Nscdc) to put dose classes back in place.Bt meanwhile d expo jst dey flow to say,e dey on Fb,Twitter,2go,eskimi,Badoo even watsapp no carry last...na as i see am u talk am oo,No insult pls-sojiboy
4.    I'm writting mine in maiduguri with my two eyes outside d gate..who knows what Boko haram are planning-ZENNA

5.. It was really nice. In fact the guy wee deey solve my maths for me na genius. He answered all questions in 20 minutes. 100% in maths. Medicine here I come! I am so happy. Bashir thanks!

REPLIES BY SOME NIGERIANS HEROES TO THE QUOTES ABOVE

1.Hmmm...When do Jamb subject combo for medicine now contain maths?Btw, which school is that? If it is a school.

2.Most of d guys around my seat were copyin frm their expo,but as i saw govt answers no 1-10 nd discovered dat only 4 were correct..i den settled down nd used my head..d english,govt,nd lit in english were cheap..it was only d econs dat gave me headache..but xpectin more dan 250 though#INSHA ALLAHU#- Madawaki01
3. I can't just believe these students are very happy and cofident that they cheated in their exams.. What is the use of wasting 6years in secondary school if you cannot write jamb yourself? Judging from the comments so far,i can confidently say that our educational system is finished?(does the sign of cross).Let me tell you the truth,if all dose yeye expo stops leaking and Nigeria tightens those loop holes that enable students to cheat,only 10% i repeat only 10% of jambites will score above 200....If you cheated in this jamb,your 6years and all the money spent in training you in school is an absolute waste...It is better to fail jamb honourably than to cheat.. There is just this "force" or "energy" in nature that always elevate honest people..
LASTLY,IF YOU'RE OUT THERE AND YOU WROTE THIS JAMB YOURSELF EVEN IF YOU TICKED RUBBISH,JUST BE OPTIMISTIC AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.. IF YOU EVENTUALLY PASS,HIT YOUR HAND ON YOUR CHEST AND BE PROUD OF YOURSELF...IF YOU FAIL TO MEET THE CUT-OFF,STILL BE PROUD OF YOURSELF COS IT`S EASIER TO SCORE 400 IN JAMB THAN TO FIND MEN WHO STILL HAVE HONOUR IN THEM.. Continue being honest and you will dine with kings and princes..Kslib
4.I called a friend yesterday and my friend say him dey go write Jamb. Someone older than 25years old, a graduate for that matter. I shame. Why cant we allow those that are sitting for Jamb to write by themselves? Why are we encouraging mediocrity in the Nigerian educational system? I now visited some centres this morning where i saw some grey haired candidates also struggling to gain entrance into halls to write thesame JAMB. Nah that time i give up..okpara

5. Here in FUTO exam is yet to start, a lot of students running from post to poll for expo. A certain guy met me and was complaining that he was robbed of his phone and beaten because he was lured by some guys to come and take the leaked questions.

6.Its funny how some people honestly think they can cheat their way into school.
You see some1 who wants to study medicine carrying expo to jamb and post ume...so what are you going to do when you get in...carry expo and sort till you get out.Well like our dreaded thermo lecturer (DR Lucky) grin used to say-University is like an open continuous flow system. Where some people are begging "let me in, let me in!!", and those inside are crying "let me out!! Let me out!!"
I blame d family system actually. We all talk about corruption in high places, but we forget to mention how corrupt some families are. when a parent can actually give out money to his child to runz jamb. Well that paints the picture of the nigerian society.

7.Pls, is it d xtent tins hv gon worst? Somone even mistakenly sent d so cald expo 2 ma phone!. Sincerely speakin, i pity any body dat choose UNN as institutn of choice & hv engagd in dis malpractic, 'cos, idon be 4 dat person finish. Dis one is nt let me enter & chang, even dea pume u cant even pass. Generaly 2 everyone dat did such, cant u hav a rethink? Y nt repent?. Trouble wt Nig = Leaders. Wo ar leaders? It starts wt U

8."Some people have estimated that last Saturday over 1million candidates out of 1.7million were probably involved in examination malpractice!."EDDIE

The last statement is the basis of our next post....thank you

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NEWSFLASH!

JAMB Just Released The Tactics they will Use In Finding Out Those Involved In Exams Malpractice in the Just concluded UTME Exam!!!



According to  JAMB, they stored the paper types of each candidate who participated in the just concluded UTME  in their Database...
Unlike other years where students can just change their paper type and go away with it,this year, JAMB will mark your papers according to the paper type they stored in their database for you...
This implies that if your original type was "Paper Type U" and you changed it to "Paper Type I" they wont mark your paper with the type you provided rather they will mark your paper according to paper type U...

 by antonio omeihe

 
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